Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Because I can

If posts were to come with ratings, I’d have to say I’m aiming for a PG-13/R rating on today’s post. I have a confession, so let’s see if I can manage. I had text sex on Sunday night. Really hott text sex actually, while at work and unable to consummate my online tryst. Where NotGeorge was nothing but a tease, NotAvailable took it all the way. Again…and again. My rosy cheeks flushed an even deeper shade of scarlett, and I couldn’t help but bite my lip. What he did with words I imagine most men can’t do with their hands.

Ok…stopping. Must maintain PG-13 rating. Now look who’s the tease.

11 comments:

CarmenSinCity said...

VERY NICE!!!!

You almost got me hot and bothered over here. Tease.

Mary Kate + Joe Battles said...

niiiiiiiice ;-)

jo said...

at work??? oh man... haha!

jo said...

at work??? oh man... haha!

NotCarrie said...

Ha, I think it's hilarious and awesome.

Chuckles said...

This post barely rates as PG. And not '80s PG, when you might get random boob shots that weren't related to sex scenes and thus OK to censors.

And by the by, guys that play lots of video games and spend all day typing have extremely dextrous hands. Precision and power are extremely useful when texting. This might be why nerds are so hot now.

NotMiranda said...

Chuckles - You a dexterous video game guy?

Anonymous said...

I have a new phone and it automatically inserts words depending on what letters I've written. I keep having text sex with an old lover and half my message have sexual requests mixed with obscure words like "cummulative."

Chuckles said...

I'll let my fingers do the talking.

Jos said...

Cool!

I'm jealous.

Alejandra Ramos said...

I've done this. At work. Multiple times. Text sex. Chat sex. It's the absolute best. And then i go home and think about it and it's all good all over again...

Way to go!