Thursday, February 08, 2007

Be Mine?

I have never been one to get all up in arms about Valentine's Day and worry about having a date for it or whether or not I will receive chocolates and flowers from my significant other. I have been blessed with a birthday just a few days after 14 February and who cares about the day of lovey-doveyness when The Day Of Me is soon after?! Vday is the perfect day to plan birthday extravaganza outfits and to try to find out birthday secrets from friends. And as long as I get a card from my mom, I'll be happy;)

That said, does anyone want to be my Valentine? There isn't much to the job, it's more about the title really. Things you will not be expected to do: write poetry about how hott I am, make a mix CD full of "our songs," deliver Godiva chocolates to my front door (after replacing all of the disgusting ones with my favorites like coconut and dark chocolate), or send me long-stem red roses-one for every day you have known and loved me. The requirements are fairly easy: basically I just say you're my Valentine and maybe if we encounter each other we makeout, but I leave that up to you-no pressure, expectations, or requirements.

So, what do you think? Be mine?


***Update*** To be my Valentine you have to be charming, hott, and sexy, but really, I assume all of our male readers are so I don't see a problem with these requirements. Oh....you do have to be male. That is a firm requirement.
***Update #2*** Please take a number and I will be with you as soon as possible;)
***Update #3*** Due to making out logistics, all participants in the DC metro area will be given preference.

20 comments:

jo said...

girl you gotta have some standards... at the very least your valentine should be a hottie :P

NotCarrie said...

Jo- Haha, see update please. I assumed those standards were understood:)

Cody said...

I'm calling dibs on this.

NotCarrie said...

Cody! You can't call dibs so early on. Please see Update #2.

Cody said...

Fine.

1.

Marko said...

Im not valentines freak at all. My bday is on the 16th. Usually on Vday some romance has fizzled and I just wanna have fun, then comes the bday...kinda a strange mix, but hey...whatevas cleva.

Happy early bday, by the way!

Px said...

dammit i didn't get here early enough to be number 1

daverichards said...

Valentines Day is certainly here...nd it's just less than a week away now...well for some really cool goodies and resources to wish all your near and dear ones just drop by my blog on Valentines Day and check out all that i've posted there!!!

NotCharlotte said...

haha notcar, can i take your second choice then?


then there'll be two winners ;-)

recovering overachiever said...

Happy early birthday. I hope making out with a hot guy is what you get for both your birthday and Valentine's day!

Carrie M said...

if this yields you a good valentine, i will follow suit and ask the same on my blog. oh, but it would be nice if my valentine would like to stay in and watch LOST on v-day. amongst other things. ;-)

NotCarrie said...

Px- Does that mean you want #2 or not?

Thanks for the early birthday wishes, boos:)

Px said...

#2

John said...

Im in.

So is this a bukakke party or what?

:P

Charles said...

Eeeeeewwww, john.

Maybe notCarrie will get lucky and someone will give her a rose tomorrow.

Theo said...

John: OMG! Fourth occurance of someone mentioning bukkake today... And I haven't even gotten outta bed and showered yet. (Still in my morning ritual of checking e-mail, webcomics, and message boards.)

Perhaps this is a running theme for today.

Oh sh*t... My date with the person who won me in the auction is tonight. I certianly hope it's not a theme. I have stage fright around new people.

Kristin said...

I have a birthday just a couple of days after V-day too! Rock on, Aquarius :)

Happy Early Birthday!

NotCarrie said...

Haha, bukkake. Not this time, ok?

Pagan Marbury said...

My birthday is right before Valentine's Day. So, after Christmas and my January birthday, that's three nice presents right in a row. Most guys are played out by then, That is why V-Day sucks for me.

NML said...

I hope I haven't missed your birthday! Hope you have a good one. I would have offered to be your Valentine but I suspect that pregnant bird isn't really your thang... ;-)