Monday, October 30, 2006

What's mine is yours

I embarked upon this past weekend with hope for little excitement. The Nots had been planning on grabbing their entourage and crashing this huge Halloween party on Saturday night. Fun, right? Well, what started out as your average, fun party quickly began to spiral into very interesting. A couple of key Not men (NotGraceful, NotBeast) happened to be at this party, and once the drinks had time to course through enough veins and the girls had a shot at the ice luge, the boys grabbed an empty bottle and suggest a little game of spin the bottle. Kissing occured all around, and in addition to a couple of kisses from NotGraceful, I ended up getting some exploratory tongue from NotBeast. Cut to a few minutes later and I'm flirting with NotBeast downstairs when NotGraceful drags me to couch and climbs on top of me, biting my neck. I believe some interesting pictures are now circulating out there. Fully intoxicated, our lovely designated driver piled NotCharlotte, NotGraceful and I into her car as we said goodbye to NotBeast. We were headed back to NotCharlotte's to crash, but that wasn't exactly what happened. Instead we opened more bottles of alcohol and all piled on the couch.

What happened over the course of the next few hours was certainly interesting. With NotCharlotte doing whatever upstairs, NotGraceful and I had a mad, hot makeout session* on the couch. Let's just say that the boy makes good use of his tongue, and his hands were in all of the right places. More cuddling on the couch when NotCharlotte returns and then more mad making out when she goes upstairs again. Insert a little guitar playing into the mix, and a drunk NotCharlotte and NotMiranda were swooning. Eventually my old ass passed out on the couch, and this is when NotCharlotte steps up to the plate. As I'm dozing, NotCharlotte is making out with NotGraceful on the floor! From what I hear, it was pretty damned steamy.

Somehow the weekend had spiralled into some odd, shared makeout fest. You all should know by now that I am typically a jealous ho, but I've been over NotGraceful** for awhile and have turned my attention elsewhere. I actually wasn't jealous at all (shock!). I can't help going deep on this one, though, and wondering if this isn't just more evidence of my fear of commitment and getting too into someone.***


*We'll leave out most of the details for the sake of brevity.
**And, really, who am I to talk? I was snogging on NotCharlotte's NotBeast earlier in the evening.
***This sentence deserves some explaining, but that's just going to have to wait. Soon, my pretties.

20 comments:

NotCharlotte said...

hahahhahaha "steamy" is right.

at least he didn't leave any bite marks on you.

I only went upstairs twice! You make me sound like a bad hostess! haha

Johnny said...

So you basically made out with NotCharlotte via a boy.

Hawt.

NotMiranda said...

NotCharlotte - Trust me...going upstairs was being the perfect hostess ;)

Johnny - If that's what you need to think to rev your engine...

NotCarrie said...

I can't believe I leave and 20 minutes later all this craziness starts!

Senor Beavis said...

Any chance you can contract NotGraceful for a guest post? I think he's the one with the story here.

That's ... um, interesting that you guys don't have unwritten friendship rules about crossover.

NotCarrie said...

A guest post would be AMAZING.


As for rules, Senor Beavis. So we all four can't fight over you?? Party pooper.

jo said...

whoa! sounds like a wild and crazy time hahaha!

i'm not big on the whole sharing guys thing but unfortunately can't say that i haven't. but not in the same night. it was a week apart. and as far as me and my friend were concerned, even though he wasn't that bad, he's a prick and shouldn't be even touched by either of us.

NotMiranda said...

For the record, sharing is not something we encourage or generally allow.

Haute Girl said...

sounds like a fun weekend was had by all!

NotCharlotte said...

Yeah, I think this sharing episode was definitely a one time only thing.

Kellie said...

I love it! lol

Sex & Moxie said...

It sounds like that episode of Real Sexon HBO when they covered that erotic masquerade party.

hagrin said...

Sharing is caring haha! Ladies - well done!

I need to find a pair of good friends like you two haha.

NotCarrie said...

Not at the same TIME, Hagrin.

;)

Minneapolis said...

I've always found the idea of sharing with a girlfriend a little freaky and not in the good way. I wonder if it's better if you do it on two seperate occasions? That happens all the time... but in one night. That guy, wow... he had a story.

go on girls...

Senor Beavis said...

NotMiranda, putting my usual good-natured snarkiness aside, your backstory post that you linked to and I'd never read was fantastic.

NotCarrie, not sharing doesn't preclude fighting over. :)

Isabella Snow said...

Oh my.. what's next? A NotOrgy with all 4 of you ladies??

NotCharlotte said...

ISABELLA I'M STRICTLY DICKLY!


nevernevernever.

no offense, my hott, gorgeous, notgirls, but nonono. I know them too well to... ech i can't even say it! ha

NotCarrie said...

There will be NO orgy involving me whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

This is trivial, but it goes like 86-75--309.... 867-5309 just doesn't jive. Also, I only ask for a number after my "target" at least smiles and indicates her interest. Sadly enough, this doesn't happen often in NYC :(