Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Master & Commander

While NotCarrie is trying to start over with a clean crush slate, I've found that I've become some kind of crush slut, juggling multiple nefarious flirtations. I hadn't even bothered to give any of them Not names until now.

NotStalker - He may very well be my favorite, and I don't even really know him. It's been a good three weeks since we last made eye contact and waved...since he followed me off the metro. He's the kind of guy you daydream about and feel like you know him even though you don't. Can our lives continue to intersect without my even knowing his name? Not if I can help it.

NotDiggler - While NotStalker may be my favorite, NotDiggler is certainly the most fun. Flirting with him is my guilty pleasure. He's like eating Haagen Dazs while on a diet...so bad for you but so worth it. Tattooed and pierced with a likely interest in recreational drugs, he knows how to play (flirt) with a girl and is on my short list for future makeout partners.

NotGeorge - Did you ever see that episode of Sex & the City where they go to California and Miranda visits her New York friend. That's NotGeorge! He's also the almost accidental online sex guy. He probably doesn't even qualify for the crush category, but periodic flirtation mixed in with sarcasm and negativity gets him a couple of steps in the right direction.

NotManga - NotManga is my secret crush that no one knows about. He's a quirky fellow who's working his way to being a comic book artist. He's thoughtful, kind and most of all DIFFERENT. I've seen him off and on for a year or two, but we've only recently begun talking. He's my shy crush.

16 comments:

NotCarrie said...

NotManga?!


You made me jealous...I want crushes!

Marko said...

LOL, those were fun!

Style Girl said...

my vote is for NotDiggler! how much fun!!

hagrin said...

My current crush is NotEx (ruh roh!).

NotSamantha said...

NotManga!!! *snort*

NotCharlotte said...

I think i know who NotManga is!

We need to confer.

I've still got the same crush. That's the problem with me, I'll get one major crush, then a few little crushlings that, when added up, do not equal the strength of the crush.

Make sense?

Sharkbait said...

Shy crushes are the hardest, but they can be the most fun!

He has my vote.

Goodluck!

Beth said...

i hear where you're coming from with NotStalker being your favorite! Those types are always my favorite as well..I love the mystery and fantasizing about what he's really like. Always keeps things exciting! But ultimately, it sonds like NotDiggler is a doll...and fun...how can you loose?!

Heart Of Darkness said...

Have a NotStalker myself. He's a bitch. Not IRL, just in my mind, because if I make him great, I'll shoot myself for never actually interacting with him. All we do is smile when we pass one another walking to work...

NotMiranda said...

Love how you guys are voting on them. Ha!

Hagrin - ruh roh, indeed.

Corona Red said...

I love how you laid them all out. It's always nice to have options for your daydreams.

Virginia Belle said...

oooh! how exciting. i will stay tuned. you are like a schoolgirl!!!

i just have a couple of neighbors i stalk...i mean, WALK by when i take my dog out. but i don't know them. i just stare...and drool....

Dancing Diva said...

you GO girl! funny this is just happening to me now too -- crush world rocks -- no names until they really deserve it! =)

Ryan said...

Go with NotDiggler! Come on, please? lol. :D

NotCarrie said...

Tattoos are hot, drugs are not. But for making out? I could make an exception. I saw Diggler or Stalker (if we're voting and all;)

hagrin said...

I think I have an Internet crush on one of the not girls here too. But shhhh don't tell them! :)