Threesomes?

Three Things That Scare Me
1. Clowns
2. Carrot Top
3. Fergie's face combined with those abs.

Three Inevitabilities That Terrify Me To My Core
1. Losing someone I'm close to.
2. Dying before I'm ready.
3. That I will one day have to pay for my childrens' college careers.

Three People Who Make Me Laugh
1. NotCarrie's sister
2. My bakery manager
3. My dad.

Three People Who Make Me Feel Like Everything Will Turn Out OK in the End
1. My mom
2. My dad
3. NotMiranda

Three Things I Love
1. Backrubs.
2. Late night phone calls.
3. Baking

Three Things I Heart
1. Making people happy.
2. Haribo gummi bears
3. Socially smoked cigarettes.

Three Guilty Pleasures
1. Nintendo DS
2. Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies that I "ruin" at work so we have to eat them.
3. Venti Americano with Hazlenut syrup.

Three Decadent Indulgences
1. Chanel liquid eyeliner.
2. Tokidoki for LeSportsac bags.
3. Steak from Sweetwater

Three Things I Haterade
1. Britney Spears' big fat bald head.
2. Country music.
3. People that micromanage.

Three Things I Don't Understand
1. How some people who try out for American Idol think they can sing.
2. NASCAR enthusiasts.
3. Why girls wear capri sweatpants when it's -23 outside, but it's okay because they've got Uggs on.

Three Things on My Desk
1. Makeup bag
2. iPod
3. Scented lotion (japanese cherry blossom from bath & body works)

Three [Innocent] Crushes
1. My bakery manager.
2. The Asian dude that sits next to me in Math class.
3. Anderson Cooper

Three People I'd Be Semi-Powerless Against
1. Justin Timberlake
2. Any of The Misfits
3. One of the NotGuys that I have talked about before.

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Get a book of my poetry published.
2. Open and run my own bakery.
3. Have 3-5 children that are as wonderful as I am.

Three Things I Can Do
1. Bake a cake in the shape of a dinosaur.
2. Plan kick-ass parties.
3. Make people laugh so hard they cry.

Three Things You Should Listen To
1. Sufjan Stevens' album "Come On Feel the Illinois"
2. My advice.
3. The sound of a cat purring. It's wonderful.

Three Things You Should Never Listen To
1. Radio static.
2. Nails on a chalkboard.
3. Fall Out Boy

Three Things I'd Like to Learn
1. American Sign Language
2. How to sing professionally.
3. How to develop my own film.

Three Jobs I'd Love to Try Out
1. Movie soundtrack producer.
2. Reality television show host. (like Amazing Race, not Paradise Hotel)
3. Freelance online shopper.

Three Favorite Foods
1. Cheese & onion enchiladas with red sauce
2. Sausage, mushroom, and pea farfalle
3. Hunan chicken.

Three Favorite Quotes (This is when my mind goes blank, by the way.)
1. "If it's one thing to have missed the constellations for the stars themselves, it's another, entirely, to have never looked up."-Carl Phillips
2. "I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you play the stereo at maximum volume, it's almost like other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow."-Chuck Klosterman
3. "Uh oh, does talking cupcakes with you equal text sex?" -NotMiranda

Three OnScreen Moments [That Always Make Me Feel Better]
1. In Return to Me when David Duchovny's character finds Minnie Driver in Italy and they kiss.
2. In High Fidelity when Rob jumps behind the fence into the mud in order to hide from Laura and when he gets into the car they have sex under that willow tree.
3. Ok this one's corny. In Uptown Girls when Ray dances on the stage and all of Molly's dad's guitars are up there with her.

Three Songs I'm Always in the Mood For
1. Sufjan Stevens - "Casimir Pulaski Day"
2. Justin Timberlake- "What Goes Around"
3. Anything by the Stone Temple Pilots