Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Adding Fish Back To The Sea

In what is already old news, there's been another guy added to the potential dating pool, ladies. Britney's dumping KFed to the curb and saying adios to his rapping ass. I tried to be supportive while the rest of the world was booing him and their relationship, but now that's it is official, I can say that I'm glad to have hott Britney back.

I've already predicted that he will soon be dating Tara Reid, but keep in mind single NSATC readers that he will soon be available. And apparently, as long as you're fertile, he'll be interested! Go for it, but be sure to report back and let us know how life with The Federmeister goes.

26 comments:

jo said...

according to me, kfed is no good catch. i'm happy to let him swim right past me. but your prediction is too funny. and somehow i can totally see that happening.

Miss Browneyedgirlie said...

Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan...they're one and the same, right?!

NotCarrie said...

No no! I like Lindsay Lohan! She and Tara Reid are TOTALLY different.

Marissa said...

i am SO glad to have hot brit back too! she looked smoking on letterman!

Anonymous said...

OH good for her! So I guess that means she's paying alimony?

Anonymous said...

britney spears is old and ugly now.

Dazed & Confused said...

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NotCharlotte said...

I HATE LINDSEY HOHAN!!

And Tara Reid.

Britney Spears is up there too...


Sorry, NotCarrie. That's just how I feel.

NotSamantha said...

Britney who?

Senor Beavis said...

Yeah, there is no more "hot Britney." At least now that she's been exposed as an idiot and had 2 kids, that's a double DOWNGRADE! Now she'll probably start whining like Jessica Simpson about how she can't figure out why guys don't want to date her.

Oh, and Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid are the same. Sorry.

Sex & Moxie said...

I sooooo don't feel sorry for her. She's been on a downward spiral since Justin dumped her. Now she's desperately trying to make a comeback.

Jim McKee said...

Hell, I'm glad that Britney's back on the market. Woo-hoo!!

;-]

Anonymous said...

SOOOOOO glad to have skinny, hot, kfed-less Britney Back!

Johnny said...

Im glad to have notcarrie's underpants back.

:P

Karinaxoxo said...

omg if any of you date him i'll personally come and kick your butt!!!! hehe

NotCarrie said...

Don't be haters! Britney gave us "I'm A Slave 4 U" which is a hott pop song.

And LiLo gave us Mean Girls which is hilarious.

People love the Neptunes and Tina Fey and they've both worked with them.

Johhny- Please don't sell them on ebay.

Lindsey said...

Finally someone has beaten some sense into her!

Sandra Dee said...

I am so excited to know that K-Fed is now available.

He is such a dreamboat.

Sarcasm.

DCVita said...

It is about freakin time that she left his sorry ass! The world is a better place...Whitney left Bobbt and Brittney left K-fed. What is going on in the world today? Natural order is prevailing!

Isabella Snow said...

I dunno, I think they were perfect for each other. Straight from the trailer park, both of them.

Senor Beavis said...

**People love the Neptunes and Tina Fey and they've both worked with them.**

So does that make Linkin Park good because they worked with Jay-Z? I'm gonna have to throw a flag on that argument.

And Mean Girls was pre-coke skank. I don't actually mind Britney Spears' music that much. If I had it scanned, I'd have to send you the picture of myself dancing with wax Britney Spears (the hot pre-kids version, of course) at Madame Tussaud's in Vegas.

Interesting that after they broke up, both her and Justin Timberlake managed to trade down.

The Glitterati said...

Love LaLohan, crazy family drama and 30 y/o boyfriends and all. Can't help it, I blame the Parent Trap and Mean Girls. And hey, she's stopped with the blonde hair, so there might be hope yet.

As for Brit-Brit... I'm a die-hard Christina fan, but I don't *hate* Britney. Maybe she will pull a Drew Barrymore and "find herself" or something. You gotta admit that ditching K-Fed can only move her up in the world.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Great, he'll just pollute the water some more!

Marko said...

Tara Reid, ha ha, good call! Im so glad she dumped his ass, I cant stand that guy, barf!

NotCarrie said...

I only accepted Britney when she admitted she was an entertainer and can't sing well.



And Senor Beavis- BOOYA on Cameron, haha, wow!

NotCarrie said...

Oh and as for Linkin Park and Jay Z....did they work together or were they just mashed up together??