Monday, October 09, 2006

Attitude adjustment

I don't consider myself particularly kinky, but who knows. We seem to find out new information about ourselves all the time, right?

This weekend appears to have been very ass centric. Saturday night, I was messing with NotDarling at the part-time gig, when he slaps me with a hard high five. I remark on how hard he hits, and he retorts back with how much I like it. Ever the jokester, I came back with "not unless you're smacking my ass," as I'm whirling around and headed in the other direction. That bastard smacks my ass. Hard. I actually screamed, drawing way too much attention to myself, my flaming cheeks, and the fact that I was engaging in seemingly nefarious activity.

Sunday rolls around and what I consider everyone's fascination with my ass continues. I'm again at the part-time where I'm helping a customer sporting a t-shirt with a full-on "shocker"* sign. As I raise my eyebrow and smirk, he maintains his cocky stance but apologizes. I assured him he has nothing to apologize for and walked him around to where the books he was interested in should have been. As I'm walking ahead and prattling on, I feel his hand hit my ass. Seriously. He could have been swinging his arms a little too exuberantly or maybe he couldn't resist the tush. I like to think a guy confident enough to sport a "shocker" tee and asking for the kinds of books he was asking for would be more apt to give a test tap than swing his arms. It's more fun in the telling anyway.

So, it's Monday afternoon, and I find myself wondering if maybe it's me with the ass smacking obsession. The slight kink. Who knows. Perhaps I'll have a chance to test my theories out in a few short weeks. ; )


*It should be known that I obtained all knowledge of what both the shocker and a dirty sanchez are from NotDarling. Get your minds out of the gutters...it was purely an intellectual discussion.

25 comments:

Haute Girl said...

i once worked with a guy who "accidentally" hit my ass every time he walked by me. which he made sure to do several times a day!

NotCarrie said...

That boy better start slapping more ass;)

Sweepea said...

I love a little ass-smack every now and then. Especially when I've been a naughty girl. ;-)

jo said...

i don't usually mind a lil slap on the ass occasionally but i don't take a random guy slapping my ass in a club very well. i'll turn around and slap him right back haha!

Anonymous said...

If I knew (and liked) the person, it's not so bad.. but if a random ass smacker smacked me, I'd be furious.

NotMiranda said...

To be quite honest, I was too shocked to get mad and honestly had no idea whether it was an accident on purpose.

Shannon said...

I've heard of dirty Sanchez, but what's a Shocker?

My ass has been touched time and time again by random stranger men (on the Seaside boardwalk, at parties). I'm offended that they'd touch it, yet flattered that they like it enough to take a chance and do that to someone they don't know....

Anonymous said...

I came of age in the 70's. Ass-slapping and grabbing was so routine it bareley got more than a look, and sometimes a smile. Lossen up folks.

NML said...

I go on team night outs with guys that 'accidentally' touch my ass.

Sweepea said...

Found in The Encyclopedia of Sex:

"After performing the Dirty Sanchez I or II, you then tazer the intended recipient in the ass."

Sweepea said...

Or maybe it's this? (Just to keep us all informed.)

NotMiranda said...

Let's not talk about the "DS" too much. It gives me the willies.

Sex & Moxie said...

My ex used to slap me with the back of a hairbrush. I didn't think I'd like it, but who knew? It's that slight sting that I enjoy.

NotCarrie said...

Is it left to me to explain what the shocker is???

Senor Beavis said...

I'll leave it to you to explain what it is, just because I'm looking forward to how your demure self is going to try to explain it. :)

In the first episode of season 2 of Veronica Mars, one of the characters did the Shocker. (The hand gesture, not the act). The things they get away with on my favorite show.

Also, a bunch of years ago, a friend of a friend claimed a friend of his once did the Shocker. One of my college roommates asked, "Did he do it to positive or negative acclaim?" The dude responded, "No, he did it to a girl."

NotCarrie said...

A= red + white
B= something smelly


The shocker is one in the "A", two in the "B".


:)


There was this SLUT girl I worked with a few years ago and the guys used to tease her endlessly. Man, you should have seen the hand signs they made up for what they said she did...EW!!!!! No wonder that bitch is a walking STD now. Vomit.

NotCarrie said...

A= red + white
B= something smelly


The shocker is one in the "A", two in the "B".


:)


There was this SLUT girl I worked with a few years ago and the guys used to tease her endlessly. Man, you should have seen the hand signs they made up for what they said she did...EW!!!!! No wonder that bitch is a walking STD now. Vomit.

Ivy said...

Ass touching can either be hot-- or disturbing depending on the guy...and I guess your mood!

ChickyBabe said...

I don't think I'd like it, unless I was slapping him! :P

Shannon said...

Thanks for the info, Sweetpea. That is indeed a shocker for sure. LOL.

Shannon said...

I just saw Carrie's explanation too....LOL.

NotCharlotte said...

Notcar, I think you've got the A and B mixed up...

NotCarrie said...

Hmmmm, not where I'm from.


Ew, I don't know from experience!

Senor Beavis said...

I learned it the same way as NotCharlotte. 2 high, one low. And the thumb gets into the act as well, above the 2. I have yet to meet someone who's either given or received it. But I also don't ask, don't tell about most intimate details.

NotCarrie said...

I don't want to talk about The Shocker anymore.