Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Up Against A Wall

Sometimes a girl has a day (or a week, or maybe even a month?) when she would really just like to be thrown up against a wall and kissed*. Lately, at work, all I have wanted is for someone to interrupt me in the supply closet from getting new pens by slipping in, shutting the door, and well, you know. The other day I even tried to up my chances of this by visiting the supply closet repeatedly throughout the day. Like someone was really going to risk a harassment charge by meeting me in there. I guess the odds of anything happening with a coworker are pretty low because it's just not the right environment. And no matter how much I want it sometimes, I can't let people know that. It would be weird. And inappropriate. But HOT DAMN, how awesome would it be for NotTaylor to see me go into the supply closet and to come meet me.

There's a Happy Hour in the works though which WILL be the appropriate atmosphere for some suggestive flirting. Maybe after that NotTaylor will know it's ok to go "get pens" with me...



*Or a lot more. Pick your level of debauchery.

30 comments:

Lindsey said...

Why is it that we seem to be having all the same feelings lately? I've been thinking the same thing. About how I'd like a 'manly' man. Someone to just take control in the bedroom and let ME be the unagressive one for once.

pookalu said...

a few things.

(1) reminds me of the first episode of six feet under. although completely unrelated.

(2) i thought you were purging your crushes.

(3) and why can't you throw NotTaylor into the supply closet and have your way with him???

just sayin'.

NotCarrie said...

Linny- I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Pookalu- True, true. I did warn those crushes would come back quickly! And NT doesn't really count because he's just a makeout crush.

NotCarrie said...

Oh, and Pookalu, NT is a big guy (in the manly man way), so I think if I tried to throw him up against a wall or in the supply closet I would hurt myself.

Style Girl said...

I'm with pookalu. maybe bring it up in a flirtatious manner at happy hour? you could always blame it on the booze!

NotCarrie said...

Yeah, that's my plan Style girl. It's totally different when not at work. I've already talked to a coworker of mine about how we'll both bound to be extra flirty once we have some drinks in us:)

Jordan said...

I would totally have to be drinking to do something like that (initially)... need something to blame it on ;-)

Velvet said...

A few months ago, a man threw me against the wall and kissed me. While I was playing tonsil hockey, I became aware that pictures were falling off the wall. It would have been way hotter if those pictures weren't mine, since we were in my house. D'oh!

NotCarrie said...

Jordan- Exactly. Things that happen when drinks are involved can be excused later if needed.

Velvet- Damn, girl, that still sounds pretty spectacular. Next time I guess you'll have to say, "WAIT, let's move to a bare wall!"

Clueless said...

Count me in for that too. After reading Phil's entry I was saying that I think we all have the odd scenario in our minds that doesn't necessarily involve just CRIME! :) at least I'm reasonably safe, the guys at work are generally n o t hot.

Black Sage said...

I feel you NotCarrie. I just posted a blog tonight wanting to get thrown up against the wall at Cafe Asia. Maybe its my Week too.

NotMiranda said...

Sounds like we were having the same daydream yesterday (albeit different boos) ; )

NCTRNL said...

I know of a few guys who would happily oblige if you just hinted that you wanted to get plowed in the supply room. Or whatever level of debauchery you desired...of course...

NotCarrie said...

"Plowed" sounds good.

Isabella Snow said...

Go "get pens" with you.

ROFLMAO.

=/

jess said...

Man.

I want to go "get pens" with someone, too.

reluctant dater said...

haha you know i'm a fan of the at work make out session...unless it is restricted to just at work...in which case, it's a red flag. but a fun one. supply closets be damned. good old fashioned offices are just as good.

jo said...

hmm mmm... this just reminded bout how i myself would like to the thrown up against a wall. so far it's just been the guy against the wall. and i didn't even throw him up against him. he backed into it himself haha!

my officespace is waay too open to get that upclose and friendly. but i sure have some colleagues that i definitely wouldn't mind being upclose to... but he has a gf so that's wrong...

Heart Of Darkness said...

Someone to grab me, thrown me up on my desk, pin me down and just kiss me... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

I blame you, now I've got ideas in my head!

Tommy the Cork said...

Please let me know when you want to change jobs. Would love to have you at my place!

Betsy & Arlene said...

i would loves someone to get pens with me. someone, anyone!

NotCarrie said...

I thought I was going to "get pens" a minute ago. I couldn't breathe...we were so close! (space-wise)

Amanda said...

yeah...a little "throw-down" is such a turn-on.

NotCarrie said...

everytime I read "pens" I crack up bc it's 1 letter from some male anatomy.

hagrin said...

I have plenty of "pens" to give. Seriously, this makes me want to switch jobs even more so now. Working with basically all men is "the suck".

NotCarrie said...

Yeah, don't get any male pens, Hagrin.

NML said...

Ooh you are a saucy thing! Mind you sometimes we just like a bit of rough! I hope you got your desire ;-)

Kellie said...

Agreed Sister! Agreed.

I just told my husband this a few nights ago.

hagrin said...

I'll be giving away free pens this weekend in NYC because everyone needs something to write with ...

I showed this post to a couple of female freidns and they all agreed. So I still ask - where do you women actually hide during the day/night? You know what - I blame the lawyers since you can't do anything anymore without wondering if you're going to get sued. :)

4 of Hearts said...

I completely agree. I like it when a man takes control (sexually), it can be very fun and exciting. I don't a supply closet at work but I have had the secret fantasy of a hot guy pushing me against the wall of the elevators for a hot kiss! Hasn't happened yet. Still waiting!