Went to a work barbeque this afternoon. NotElvis was there and I wanted to JUMP his BONES. My god, he looked good.
But did i?
Did he leave early without me talking to him that much?
Do i think that one of my other coworkers has a crush on him?
Do i need to make a move on him soon?
What did i do instead?
Came home, started drinking and decide to blog about it instead.
I'm so pathetic!