Went to a work barbeque this afternoon. NotElvis was there and I wanted to JUMP his BONES. My god, he looked good.
But did i?
no.
Did he leave early without me talking to him that much?
Yes.
Do i think that one of my other coworkers has a crush on him?
Yes.
Do i need to make a move on him soon?
Uh, yeah.
What did i do instead?
Came home, started drinking and decide to blog about it instead.
I'm so pathetic!
14 comments:
must've been a trend today w/ the work bbqs! I saw my work crush who i want to jump... though we talked a bit, i learned from overhearing a conversation that he's going to probably get back together with his ex and propose to her in the next few months... so sad
Nevermind, it happens to the best of us! Next time make sure you start drinking before you see him so you'll have the dutch courage to jump him!
Girl you've got to get on it before that other heifer tries to move in on your territory!
Oh Linny, you crack me up.
*gives post it note to attach to NotElvis' butt*
"Property of NotCharlotte - If you don't have a dog named Elizabeth Taylor, pearl earrings and a frilly apron, keep your grubby paws off."
Ummmm. well that sucks but at least you are sure you like him
aww man that sucks... but you're not pathetic...
"Elizabeth Taylor, Mommy can't look at you right now."
hahahaha...
yeah, i need to make my move but i don't know the next time i'll see him! He only works days, when I'm at my other job.
Rock his world!
Yeah, just go for it. You have nothing to lose and if he acts weird about it, then he's the lame-o.
Shakin' pom-poms at you from my little corner of the blogosphere! Go NotCharlotte Go!
I think I figured out what I'm going to do.
Details to follow...
Echoing everyone else's sentiments...go get him, pronto! I hate to offer nothing new to the situation, but seriously...you've got more moxie than that bitch would if she was hula hooping and blowing cock at the same time.
That actually sounded a lot dirtier than I intended, but you get the point. We're rooting for you!
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