Saturday, August 19, 2006

Overdue

Went to a work barbeque this afternoon. NotElvis was there and I wanted to JUMP his BONES. My god, he looked good.
But did i?
no.
Did he leave early without me talking to him that much?
Yes.
Do i think that one of my other coworkers has a crush on him?
Yes.
Do i need to make a move on him soon?
Uh, yeah.

What did i do instead?
Came home, started drinking and decide to blog about it instead.

I'm so pathetic!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

must've been a trend today w/ the work bbqs! I saw my work crush who i want to jump... though we talked a bit, i learned from overhearing a conversation that he's going to probably get back together with his ex and propose to her in the next few months... so sad

Clueless said...

Aw gawd that sounds like me with Pieman on Fri night. I didn't even exist, Ms Invisible I was. I hate pursuing too actively though as I'm bound to make a fool of myself.

fuzzymuffin said...

Nevermind, it happens to the best of us! Next time make sure you start drinking before you see him so you'll have the dutch courage to jump him!

Lindsey said...

Girl you've got to get on it before that other heifer tries to move in on your territory!

Courtney said...

LOL at Linny :)
But she's so right on. Women are bitches, girl! Cut her off before she cuts you off. Every woman for herself!

NotCarrie said...

Oh Linny, you crack me up.

NotSamantha said...

*gives post it note to attach to NotElvis' butt*

"Property of NotCharlotte - If you don't have a dog named Elizabeth Taylor, pearl earrings and a frilly apron, keep your grubby paws off."

C said...

Ummmm. well that sucks but at least you are sure you like him

jo said...

aww man that sucks... but you're not pathetic...

NotCharlotte said...

"Elizabeth Taylor, Mommy can't look at you right now."

hahahaha...

yeah, i need to make my move but i don't know the next time i'll see him! He only works days, when I'm at my other job.

NotMiranda said...

Rock his world!

NotCarrie said...

Yeah, just go for it. You have nothing to lose and if he acts weird about it, then he's the lame-o.

The Glitterati said...

Shakin' pom-poms at you from my little corner of the blogosphere! Go NotCharlotte Go!

NotCharlotte said...

I think I figured out what I'm going to do.

Details to follow...

Beth said...

Echoing everyone else's sentiments...go get him, pronto! I hate to offer nothing new to the situation, but seriously...you've got more moxie than that bitch would if she was hula hooping and blowing cock at the same time.

That actually sounded a lot dirtier than I intended, but you get the point. We're rooting for you!