Wednesday, June 28, 2006

But Girls Don't Use The Loo

I had to laugh at myself when I just avoided walking by NotTaylor on my way back upstairs because I was holding toilet paper. I noticed it was running low so, being the good officemate I am, I ventured downstairs to grab some more rolls. But then, when I saw him, I got immature and shy and decided to take the back stairs up to my desk instead so I would avoid running into him.

I'm such a dork!

13 comments:

Lindsey said...

It's okay...all my guy friends say they prefer to pretend like girls never do have to do #2 or fart or burp. It ruins their image of us. Go figure...but it's okay for them to pass gas while they're laying in bed next to us.

pookalu said...

the next time you see him, are you going to sucker punch him?

:D

Ryan said...

Have you ever seen that t-shirt that's always advertised in the back of Rolling Stone? It's says, "Good girls don't poop." There's also one that says, "Helen, you really ought to douche!" Funny stuff. Want an early Christmas this year? :)

Raincouver said...

That's crazy! Everyone knows that hot girls don't poop, they only glow.

jo said...

hahaha! now if it were me, i would have asked him to go steal me some tp rolls from the men's bathroom. oh wait... i've done that before haha!

Jordan said...

remember the Carrie and friends scene.. concerning #2 @ Mr. Big's place? She left her items in his bathroom on purpose only for him to return them in a shopping bag.. LOL... and she confessed she finally did the #2 there, so she must be comfortable. I'd never do that, even in front of a husband.. you know.. because we don't do that anyway. ;)

Vixen said...

My bf still wants to believe that yeah....girls don't do #2. He actually exclaimed that he thinks I'm too ladylike. I told him I do---but it smells like roses. Ha!

Heart Of Darkness said...

Hey, you could've gotten subconscious if the TP was caught on your heel, or in your trousers, but a roll? I think that's justified (unless he caught you slipping the roll into your purse, and therefor stealing office-toilet-supplies)... :)

Ashburnite said...

oohhh...I definitely would have done the same thing. I can't think of very many things that would be more embarrassing to be carrying when you run into your crush. Maybe tampons, but those are easy to hide...tp is not.

Senor Beavis said...

I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

Sorry, I don't usually take the obvious route like that.

Chuckles said...

Girls poop?

I thought they were just oddly efficient consumers.

My whole worldview has been shattered. I guess I'll have to go find something else to give my life meaning.

Virginia Belle said...

oh, i would have done the same thing!! guys are so weird about periods, poop and farts. i guess they have this image. but, like linny said, it doesn't stop them from being "natural". double standard.

just wanted to say hi and tell you that i've been enjoying your blog! i have been trying to catch up on my reading, so i haven't been leaving a lot of comments. but i'm reading! :)

NotCarrie said...

Just to clarify, *I* never said anything about girls using the restroom for anything more than powdering our noses. I don't know what these other people are talking about.