Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want

Lately I've been perusing the Onion's personal ads, even going so far as to make a profile.
I got a couple of "winks," and emails, so I've been conversing with a few eligible men... who all happen to be called David. I would give them Not Names, however I don't know if any of them are keepers or what, even, to call them.

I counted them up and realized that in my life, I have had crushes on 5 different Davids. I think it's a sign.
Quite ridiculously, I believe that I will one day have to marry a David.

I don't really have much more to say about this, so I'll move on.

This weekend is going to be very, very interesting. The NotGirls are almost done celebrating their birthdays, with NotSamantha bringing up the rear. In true Not-Fashion, we are not telling her anything about what's going on, and I do believe that's the best route to take.

I can make a few promises though:
Plenty of alcohol will be involved.
As well as cute/hot men.
There will be no strippers (Hey, that was upon her request...)

I do think that NotMiranda has a calling for "Party Planning" in her future... as long as I can help her out ;-)

10 comments:

NotCarrie said...

So the Onion's personal ads aren't just a joke? I thought everything on the Onion was a joke. Interesting...hope something comes of your winks!

NotMiranda said...

More party planning?! (fainting)

NotCharlotte said...

As far as I know, they aren't a joke. I think these guys have a bit more of a "personality" though, judging by the fact that you don't have to take 50 personality tests and pay to even look at a profile...
I refuse to pay for a dating website thingie. That's absurd!

Well NotMiranda, we do have NotRachel's Birthday coming up... but we won't talk about that until after NotSamantha's

trueborn said...

Well maybe the Onion is better than the freaks that they have on Craigs List, all you need to do is check out Velvets blog for all the sordid details.

Oh and I totally agree with the paying for the date sites nonsense. It's ridiculous

NotCarrie said...

I have yet to jump on the Craigslist bandwagon for fear I will become addicted.

Scott said...

Very funny post... love that you use Onions personal ads. That is great... i always thought that they were fake. The things one learns through blogging.

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CoatMan said...

The David thing: it is probably a sign that David is a very popular name... ;-)

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

Yay! It will be good times. :) Just hearing about it gives me the happy feeling of the upcoming weekend. Ditto, alcohol involved.

jo said...

all davids? haha! there was a point of time where i used to like all marks. it was just weird. i decided that all marks are cute.

NotCharlotte said...

hahah Jo, that's funny. Marks can be cute, however I do know some "ugly" ones. Same with Davids... I guess it's just the MAJORITY of them are cute