Monday, December 19, 2005

My Slumbering Heart

So i made it through yet another semester at NotHarvard. Goddamn i'm glad it's over. I'm off for an entire month and I couldn't be happier.

And what did i do to celebrate this wonderful occasion? On friday i got drunk with the Nots (and the honorary Not), and then on saturday i had a weird ass date.

I was supposed to meet up with this guy that i had talked to on myspace. Several things occured that stopped me from doing this, including a threat of a security check, 5 hours of shopping at the most hellious mall ever, and a slightly upset stomach.
So instead, I went out with NotGay.
But i'm not sure if it was a DATE. We initially met to go see "Brokeback Mountain." In dupont circle. For those of you who do not frequent DC on a regular basis, Dupont Circle is considered the gay district. So there i was, going to the gay district to see a gay movie with a man who people consider gay. I sure know how to stack the odds against me, eh?

So i get there and apparently it's sold out. So he decides we should go play pool. 2 hours and a few drinks later, i am still trying to decide if it's a date or not. he pays for everything. we have quasi-good conversation. he turns his new years party over to me so i can invite tons of people. i learn a shitload about his crappy home life. i move to leave and he hugs and kisses me.

This wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact that he's so damn effeminant!! He's almost as bad as NotHusband, but we already know that story.
I need a manly man. I want rough and tumble, scruffy, muscular, BOLD men. Fawning over me. Right now. Or at least by the end of holiday break.


Any takers? ;-)

14 comments:

Larissa said...

Too funny! I know, I'm always attracted to 'gayish' seeming guys. Perhaps it's because it's the ultimate unavailability? Who knows! Good luck with finding a manly man. When you find some, clue me in on where to look!

NotCarrie said...

Wait, did he KISS kiss you??

I-66 said...

yeah.. are we talking full on on-the-mouth kiss here?

Payment for everything can be interpreted as either him wanting it to be/thinking it's a date.. or just chivalry at its finest. Hard to tell.

Marissa said...

That's really funny! I dated a guy like that in college - I was so confused the entire time we were dating b/c he was SO feminine. I finally ended it because like you I want scruff!!! I want a man's man! :)

NotCharlotte said...

I do not kiss and tell. However, there was no tongue.

NotMiranda said...

Well...tongue would be gross considering he kissed your cheek ; )

Sub Girl said...

my slumbering heart--do you heart rilo kiley? i do!

Miss Scarlet said...
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NotCharlotte said...

oh you notmiranda you...
tongue on cheek WOULD be gross...


and yes, i do <3 rilo kiley :-)

Tommy the Cork said...

I dunno. Do you have a corset?

NotCharlotte said...

Perhaps. Do you have a whip?

NotCarrie said...

I hate Rilo Kiley...and I really tried to like them, too. Maybe if they replaced that annoying chick singer of theirs.

Tommy the Cork said...

*blushes*...well, no, but I have several fly rods with whip-like qualities...LOL

NotSamantha said...

Sorry tommy the only corset wearer of this quartet is moi!