My Back Up

My night pales in comparison to strap-ons but I had a good night, none the less.

NotStandford (who by the way is NOT gay) is my new back up for marriage! I am so excited as he's such a good friend and many people have told us we should get hitched. Our age though for executing this "back up" plan is 50 which I'm not happy about. He insisted it's nothing against me but that 35 is too soon for him. It's okay though because later he told me I'm pretty and that was more monumental as we've never had that sort of "moment."

And on the marriage subject: My new goal is that (marriage). I really want to play house for awhile and then just get divorced...is that HORRIBLE?

I don't think so.