The Drunk "Relationship"

So what do you do when you have a drunk voice mail from a friend with a word in it that sounds a little too close to "love"? And what if this messages seemed to appear out of nowhere?

Out of the 10+ phone calls I thought there were only 2 messages and that I had listened to both. But then today, I was going through my saved mailbox when I hear this dreaded one and I even listened twice trying to decipher it.

I do not want to be deciphering things. That means things are complicated and therefore, I want nothing to do with it!