Okay so NotChrisRock got another date, at which time he took the kid gloves off and left me with a bite mark.
Which, turned me on so much I took off almost all of my clothing.
Thank god we were in his apartment.
And now the details for those of you who just did a spit take at your screen.
Last Thursday turned into date two for myself and NotChrisRock. We met on his side of town this time, to avoid the awkward "I don't have a car, but I'm legit conversation" that was still nagging in the back of my head.
We then proceeded down to a small shopping center where we fed my office supply addiction and then got coffee. We had initially decided to play it loose and just do things as they struck us, but that became real old really quick.
After coffee he suggested tv watching at his place, and while skeptical that tv is what he wanted to watch, I was confident I could fend off his paws, especially since Mother Nature had made her presence known that day. If there is one thing that will cool my ardor quickly, its having my period. I don't want kids and if this was fates way of telling me to just say no, I was going to stick to it.
So back to his place we went, where the idea of looking at tv got tossed after he kissed me and then bit me.
Did I mention I have this kink about biting...I like it...a lot.
I'm not to proud to say I became a semi posable goo in his hands...who immediately remembered that this would not be going anywhere in my current state of Cousin Flow.
So while deflecting his hands from below the waistline and trying to keep my wits about me, I finally stumbled out that he couldn't put his hands down my pants. To which he said:
"If you're on your period, I understand."
I blushed...this was not typical date conversation...at any time, but I soldiered on and confirmed that yes, there would be nothing doing in that area tonight, no matter how much he wanted to. Thinking I had cooled him down with my body's betrayal. No one was more shocked than me when he said...
"I'll just have to make you regret having your period."
I will go on record here and now and say, I have never regretted more being on my cycle than I did after that night.
But wait there's more. During the subsequent pillow talk after I was made to regret being on my period, I found that NotChrisRock and I may just have several more things in common, like the fact that neither of us is interested in being in a relationship right now. And that this should be very casual...friends with bennies!
Okay, so no love of my life, but a great friend with which to answer my bodies cravings, that's for sure.