Monday, November 19, 2007

Back at the old den of sin...

Friday night, post-sushi making adventure with NotCarrie, found me needing male attention. Packing up a couple of supplies, I headed to NotCharlotte’s where I knew game night, wine and a certain someone would provide me with the distraction I needed for a few hours. I was not disappointed. I’ll skip the part about actually having fun playing games and drinking wine. Let’s face it…we’re all here for what happened next.

Around 3 am, I looked up and realized that everyone else was gone save NotCharlotte and NotHarry and myself and NotBeast. We were all a little tipsy, and as the evening had progressed, NotBeast and I had been making minor suggestive comments back and forth. I’m not sure if I was purposefully testing the waters, but when we were all outside chatting I leaned back, saying I was cold and he was so warm. I think after he slipped his arm around my waist I knew things were going to get interesting.

As we settled onto the couch and NotCharlotte and NotHarry settled on the floor, someone hit the lights. I felt like a kid in high school trying to fool around and not get caught by my parents. Eventually they moved to the back part of the basement to go to sleep, and I felt a bit more *ahem* free.

Since I’m not penning a romance novel here, I will spare you most of the details, but I have to tell you about my nipple. I just can’t not. Something like this has never happened before. NotBeast is a guy’s guy, and I like aggressive men. The next morning I woke up, and my left nipple was really sore. Really, really sore. As I was showering I noticed skin was missing and was reminded of this all throughout the day as I would get shots of pain when moving wrong. Less than 24 hours later and my nipple had actually scabbed. Scabbed! I like aggressive, but this has never happened before. Ever.

I’m intrigued…horrified…and am trying to figure out how he’ll have to repay me ;-)

11 comments:

Milwaukee Girl said...

Ah! I had a similar experience when I used to mess around with #1, unfortunately I had broken my toe and was at the Urgent Care when it really started hurting - come to find out he almost took off the nipple! I like it rough - but I also like to leave with all my body parts attached!

NotSamantha said...

Ouch! That still hurts just reading about it. I'd get him a bottle so that he can learn the finer art of mouth to nipple play.

Dateless in Detroit said...

ouch ouch OUCH!

NotCarrie said...

Do you think he realized how rough he was being?

Unknown said...

Oh. My. God. I am sitting in the law library and literally LOLed.

Sorry for your pain? lol

Anonymous said...

OMG. That's all I can say. OMG.

CarmenSinCity said...

OUCH!!!!!!!! I don't even want to think about that.

Anonymous said...

So, uh, why's this one tagged "oral sex" and "blow job"?

Inquiring minds!

Anonymous said...

At first I thought I was the only one dealing with dating issues? Has anyone been able to locate any decent single sites out there? I know I have been all over the web searching for activities that don’t cost an arm and a leg? Everyone wants to charge you for this or for that and I’ve been on several sites looking for local events. The only one I was able to find is http://www.singlesinmotion.com does anyone know of any other?

Anonymous said...

So agree.I so miss Carrie & the gals from Sex in the City.But I have my own Mister Big drama w/ a fella named Roberto Mossier.Guess you could token phrase it 'Sexless in the Vancouver City'.

Anonymous said...

gwen how do you know the roberto m guy?... have my own drama.....