We're not talking high-speed internet here, people. Say it with me: Dick Sucking Lips. Crude, yes, but apparently I have them as was told to me by two guy friends whom I have known forever*. I feel like I've won a superlative or something.
Thank you, thank you! I couldn't have done it without really good genes and some nice lipgloss!
But what does one do with such a feature? Oh wait, that! Not tonight, though. Tonight was more about stopping things before they went too far. I think it was a good thing there wasn't a drop of alcohol in sight.
*And have never bing bonged. I've only kissed these two guys. Nothing more.
5 comments:
Congratulations for having dsl. They'll serve you well... along with any guy you'll ever be with! Haha.
I dunno... I've never gotten a good blowjob. Bad experiences with teeth and braces just kinda make it unappealing to me.
Billy Badass- Hahhaha, so funny.
Pele- Yikes. Braces sound scary.
what do dsl look like?
Anonymous - Look at any picture of Angelina Jolie.
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