Sunday, August 05, 2007

DSL

We're not talking high-speed internet here, people. Say it with me: Dick Sucking Lips. Crude, yes, but apparently I have them as was told to me by two guy friends whom I have known forever*. I feel like I've won a superlative or something.

Thank you, thank you! I couldn't have done it without really good genes and some nice lipgloss!


But what does one do with such a feature? Oh wait, that! Not tonight, though. Tonight was more about stopping things before they went too far. I think it was a good thing there wasn't a drop of alcohol in sight.




*And have never bing bonged. I've only kissed these two guys. Nothing more.

5 comments:

Billy Badass said...

Congratulations for having dsl. They'll serve you well... along with any guy you'll ever be with! Haha.

Pele said...

I dunno... I've never gotten a good blowjob. Bad experiences with teeth and braces just kinda make it unappealing to me.

NotCarrie said...

Billy Badass- Hahhaha, so funny.

Pele- Yikes. Braces sound scary.

Anonymous said...

what do dsl look like?

Pele said...

Anonymous - Look at any picture of Angelina Jolie.