Wednesday, April 11, 2007

what the fuck

Because really the title couldn't sum up this entire series of events better. NotTutorBoy is gone. He has completely disappeared from the face of the earth. You'll remember last Wednesday's chemistry experiment that had me risking extreme exhibitionism and him uttering "you're so fucking sexy." Things were good. I got out of his car with him talking about how he couldn't wait to see me on Saturday. Saturday was the promise of mad, hot sex. You'll also remember that he pursued me for almost two months before finally asking me out, and then we had to wait another three weeks for our schedules to mesh.

Why go to all of this trouble, giving absolutely no negative signs only to disappear like Houdini? Even if he was only in it for the sex*, he was pretty much guaranteed sex on Saturday, so why bail before the big payoff?

I email him on Friday to tell him about my plans for Saturday and tell him he needs to let me know when he wants to meet up. No response on Friday, but I'm not too worried. I figure we're all busy at work, right? Saturday rolls around, and I continued on with my plans for the day assuming he would call at some point. Nothing. Absofuckinglutely nothing. By Saturday evening I was at the bar with the girls and some other guys and definitely disappointed**. I leave a voicemail on Sunday evening to find out what has changed. No response. Nothing on Monday. Tuesday is tutoring day, and he doesn't show. Nothing. He has vanished, and I can't figure out why.

Ah well...not enough time to form a serious attachment. We've decided he must have died. Sucks for him.

*And for someone only in it for nookie, he sure worked really hard to get it and is definitely someone who could be getting it plenty of other places.

**We won't even get into the sexual frustration.


Dan said...

Have you checked the hospitals? You never know....

NotSamantha said...

Major loss of points for the grope and dash. There is nothing worse than having chemistry and then having it fall flat. Sorry girlie!


I'm hoping he's fallen and he can't get up...cus that's the ONLY acceptable reason for what's going on. If he HAS fallen, I hope someone finds him.

katana said...

I always wonder about this- there's the odd person who would never know if I died because there are no mutual friends..... Strange, eh?

HomeImprovementNinja said...

Yeah, who passes up free sex? That's like saying to no to free beer?

Maybe he is gayer than sanjaya's hair?

Princess Extraordinaire said...

NotTudorBoy needs a lesson in class

Harleyblue said...

Complete bullshit!

The Diva's Thoughts said...

That sucks royally!

NotCharlotte said...

Like I said, if he's not dead now, he will be soon.

CarmenSinCity said...

Oh my god! This shit happens to me all the time. I'm not kidding - and the funniest part is that it usually happens before I have sex with them. Guys are so strange.

jo said...

i can never understand why a guy would be so interested one minute and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. yep i reckon he must have died.

Isabella Snow said...

Sucks for him, ROFL! That was a great line!

But, damn, you were right, I can't believe it. Too effing strange. More sad, I've been there!

Better hurry up and find a normal man - enough experiences like this and you'll end up resigning yourself to writing erotic fiction like me.


Notawaitress said...

I had a guy flake out on me for no reason recently, though he was far from guaranteed sex. However, one minute he really liked me and soon after he disappeared. Maybe it was because he sensed sex was not immediately forthcoming? Ah, well. I got to see The Who with him! That's more than one gets out of a lot of relationships.

Ally said...

The loser could have least taken the slightly less lame route and e-mailed you. Maybe he decided you were just too far "out of his league":)

Pele said...

I know the feeling. It seems a lot of girls quit calling me when sex is guaranteed.

They at least have the decency to send restraining orders and the like.

Loverville said...

Here's another possible explanation: he's been abducted by aliens, and of course everyone knows that your cell phone won't work in the spaceship.

This is courtesy of Girl Dates London:

I've had that happen to me several times -- the disappearing part, not so sure about the abducted by aliens part -- SO frustrating! What is WRONG with these guys???

Anonymous said...

this just happened to me and the guy lives upstairs. we are the only 2 people in this house since the 3rd apt is being renevated. his and mine were just renovated. it's a real nice place and I don't want to move but now
I feel awful about this, no idea what happened, he seemed like a great guy, real cutieeeee too.

Dawn said...

that is really shitty, but this post and some comments from other women at least make me feel like i'm not the only one this happens to! at least it's not us, it's them and their obvious stupidity at not realizing what great girls they are disappearing on! nothing makes me more angry than the disappearing act!

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