Sunday, April 22, 2007

Love Rhymes with Hideous Car Wreck

Ah, the weather's been gorgeous outside. Everyone's been in fairly decent moods.
Spring has sprung, everyone. Sound the alarms! Alert the media! Get married!

Wait, what?

Yeah, spring. Time for blue skies, birds chirping, graduations, and weddings. Two of my friends are getting married this summer. One of them I've known since high school. She's like my little sister and it's going to be so weird that she's getting married before I do. The other is a couple I set up a few years ago. I'm closer to the groom than the bride, but I'm happy that they're getting married because they're perfect for each other. The group that's going to be at the latter wedding is the "crew" i used to hang out with, including my ex. This means that when I do attend this wedding, I will be judged. It's a long story.

This in turn means that I need to take someone with me that will not only help me "show them up," but that I will have a good time with.

This is where you guys come in. I am hereby asking all of you wonderful people that read this blog, to help me find wedding dates! I need a guy that's got a sense of humor that matches mine, so when we sit at one of the tables and I start talking about people, they will laugh deeply at my jokes and not think my judgement is offensive... even when it is. They must have a suit, be taller than 5'10", and be able to clean up pretty nice.

Is that asking too much? I'd put out a craigslist ad, but I'm not that desperate yet. If you've got someone in mind, or would like to offer yourself up, email me!

11 comments:

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Can I send you my husband for a day?

Chuckles said...

I had to go to one of these last summer. The wedding was fine, seeing my ex made me glad she had dumped me.

Also, I had been working out and had a killer suit on. Looking good never hurts.

NotCharlotte said...

Princess: YES!

Chuckles: Is that an offer to reprise your roll? ;-) I definitely plan on looking good. That's a given.

MARFSBABY said...

I'd love to help you out girl... and I'd even offer up my sweetie as a loaner but we live pretty far away...and you'd probably wanna keep him. So nuh-uh.

Chuckles said...

How far away is the wedding?

red said...

If it's in FL, perchance, I've got a brother who might qualify.

Pele said...

I suggest starting another auction.

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Desiree said...

Pull a Debra Messing in the movie The Wedding Date... I think I might have to as well for my baby sisters wedding in June.

Px said...

every one is getting married, and it's making my job a nightmare
last week i did about 75 to 80 hours over the 5 working days :(

Hagrin said...

I'll do it for a tour of the surrounding area either the day before or after. :)