Saturday, March 24, 2007

Apologies to the masses

When getting drunk in the middle of a Friday afternoon, there are several lessons to be learned. First and foremost...NEVER, EVER CARRY YOUR CELL PHONE WITH YOU.

My sincere apologies to all of those I inadvertently came on to. Best lines I discovered on my phone this morning...

"Mango dribble...reminds me of your semen."

"Omg...so drunk and horny. At Smith & Wollensky. Hahahaha."

Sigh.

8 comments:

lisa q. said...

lesson learned...

note to self...going out tonight...leave cell @ home...lol...

jo said...

haha! did you get any good replies... or offers at least?

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Hahaha! That's funny.

Anonymous said...

tramp.

Chuckles said...

That could have been worse. I remember one night when I drunk dialed an ex and my brother was in the room. I forgot he was there and the conversation went south.

He hung up the phone for me.

Px said...

getting drunk at anytime with your mobile can be dangerous
especially if your phone doesn't save the sent messages (like mine) and you have to piece together your half of the conversation based on what you got as a reply...

Stepping Over the Junk said...

this just made my day. classic.

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