Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Come On Girl, Play!

Porn.

I don't get it.


As in, I don't understand why people like it. Especially in magazine form. The other day NotMiranda and I bought a Playboy to give to someone as a gag gift. We of course covered all of the "parts" as part of the joke but it got me thinking about guys and porn...and then women and porn.

Men: Studies all over the place show that men "do their homework" (=masturbate) a lot and studies even show that they need to physiologically. And I guess for some of them, seeing some big busted woman is hot or something. Or they just need that visual er, stimulation. So to sum this awkward paragraph up: I can understand why some guys enjoy porn.

Women: My friend, NotSusan and I bought a PlayGIRL once as a gag gift and left it open in our friend's living room for a party he was having. Noone even took a second glance at the naked wang or remarked on the "hott ass in the pictures!" We looked through the magazine ourselves and were not impressed. It was more comical than anything. Are there women out there who buy this magazine for specific purposes other than as a gag gift? The magazine can not stay in business just to provide a few laughs here and there. But who buys it? Noone ever talks about the "hot centerfold in Playgirl this month" and you never see movies where the teenage girl has her secret stash of Playgirls discovered by her mom while cleaning.

Personally, I would rather there be a magazine focused entirely on the pelvic muslce, the hottest part of a male's anatomy. I propose that the first issue be dedicated to Brad Pitt, the Kind of the Pelvic Muscle, and the centerfold shall be of him in Fight Club. Holy hell he is hot. Ok but wait, I have lost my focus of this blog as I started thinking about lovely Brad and his pelvic muscles.

Oh who am I kidding. Brad Pitt is hot, Playgirl is not.

The End

8 comments:

manda said...

i'm glad i'm not the only one confused by playgirl! i really don't get the point - i don't know any self-respecting guy that would actually want to pose for playgirl - at least no any guy that i would be interested in...

rooroo said...

word on the pelvic muscle porn, goddamn. love 'em! i guess a lot of women respond better to the hinting and anticipation implied by, say, the "treasure trail", or that beautiful v-shaped muscle (god, do you remember that d'angelo video where we was just naked from, like, pubes up? i didn't even know who he was at the time and i walked by a television when that video was on and was stopped in my tracks).

Mike said...

ahhhhh the form of a naked woman in my eyes in one of the most unique, intriguing, and beautiful sights, bottom line (no punch line intended) a womans curvey, naked body is beautiful (and every one of them is different in it's own way)!

A man's on the other hand.....very far from it (atleast in my humble opinion). But hey I'm a straight guy ahahahaha what do I know.

Here's a thought, maybe playgirl isn't for women, but secretly catering to the gay man?!? Interesting thought....

NotCarrie said...

That is a good thought, Mike. I need to ponder this...

Tanisha said...

Amen to that

NotSamantha said...

Mike...considering that most of the men in playgirl are usually bi or gay...you would be right...

Besides why go for print porn when video form is so much better...

NotCarrie said...

Ok, Don't get me started on video porn...That can be another blog.

Mike said...

"Besides why go for print porn when video form is so much better... "

Hahahaha so true, so true.