Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Meet Me In The Backseat

I'm driving a rental car for a few days and last night I noticed the backseat is HUGE! Not in a "Hey, maybe if you put your left leg out the window and I rotate to the right we'll be fine" way, but in a far less scandalous, observational way. In fact, all of my backseat experience has been of the non-scandalous kind now that I think about it.



So I have this car for a few days and while the thought of "This Is Not My Car And Who Knows Who Or What Has Been In The Backseat" has been constant on my mind, I'm also very intrigued by its spaciousness. The timing is a bit off as I have to return it on Thursday and I'm busy from now until then. (Not that kind of busy.) I've already proposed the idea to one male friend who politely declined and proceeded to make me laugh with his suggestion of who I should ask. I will not be taking his suggestion and I have a feeling Enterprise will get their car back with flower intact.

15 comments:

honeykbee said...

C'mon! Be enterprising! The car *begs* for it!

Sex & Moxie said...

Never, ever had sex in a car. nGotta add that to the list.

Melinda said...

You could at least sit in that great backseat and think about sex ;)



ps. car sex is always fun, but definitely would be easier in a backseat like that one!

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to help you out with this "deflowering" of your backseat...

Lindsey said...

Opportunity always knocks when you're not available! Damn.

Anonymous said...

How harshly do you judge a person who has seen every episode of SATC?

I mean...I do hate Carrie.

Karinaxoxo said...

im sure you could find SOMEONE. haha.

NotCarrie said...

Thomas- Don't be a hater.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Go on. . .find someone!

Anonymous said...

hahaha! i'm sure there will be lots of takers to accompany you in the backseat...

NotSamantha said...

Deflowering your car...how cute...I too must add popping the car cherry to my list of things to do with someone before I die.

Kris said...

I was racking my brain trying to remember having sex in a car. I really don't think I have either. Ooh! Well at least not in the backseat of the car.

Smooches!

NML said...

Gosh it would be like being a randy teenager. Car sex isn't my thang though and I think it's overrated. I know a guy with an Audi TT (I don't know if you have those in the US) and we now refer to it as a shag mobile...

Anonymous said...

is it a chrysler 300 by chance? I rented one last month.. and I noticed the backseat as well :)


and.. haha @ notcarrie!

yeah Thomas.. don't be a hater!

NotCarrie said...

Dodge Charger, Jordan. I kept hoping other drivers would mistake me for a cop, but no such luck=/