All Knickered Up With No Where To Go

So when I got ready today I thought to myself, "Hey, you're going out tonight-wear the hott new knickers!" because that's how I roll-I save the cute ones for when someone might see them. And now it's almost 9pm and plans to go out got postponed so I'm sitting here at home, wrapping Christmas gifts wearing my cute, new knickers. (With clothes over them, of course. I am not sitting around in just my knickers. Um, no.)

Just kidding about someone seeing them, though, but why waste the fun ones for sitting at home?