While, NotCarrie and NotMiranda have the crushes aplenty. I contemplate my one lone crush. Although, I'm not sure if I should even call it that.
Ladies and Gents I introduce to you, NotSoccer. NotSoccer, is a coworker I see occasionally, as in maybe two or three times a month. He's soccer obsessed (hence the name) and such a scruffy sweety that I can't help but think he's cute. Then there's the fact that he's such an overwhelming bottom that it makes me want to test out my flogger *ahem*, but more on that later...way later.
Anyway, right now he's the crush that I'm harboring. I don't have plans for him, yet. I've got recon work to do first. Because, unless I'm mistaken he's got a NotSoccerGirlfriend, and I'm all about ho's before bro's so no poaching on my end if he's taken. But as with all crushes in my book, I can still look at the goods and admire from afar, even if I don't plan to touch.
*dons dark glasses and head scarf*
sounds similar to my case... where i have a crush on out of office eye candy who i see like twice a month tops but get work related (spiced up with personal chit chat :P) calls at least once a week. and he has a gf...
ReplyDeleteExactly. Look at the fire btu don't stoke it. Don't go falling in love though... As for the flogger, saucy!
ReplyDeleteI dont really have any crushes going anywhere though. They're either unrequited or just for when I'm bored.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think it's better to just fantasize from afar. It's better than knowing they have some slutbag gf.
ReplyDeleteBut for your sake, I he doesn't have a NotSoccerGirlfriend.