Monday, November 19, 2007

Back at the old den of sin...

Friday night, post-sushi making adventure with NotCarrie, found me needing male attention. Packing up a couple of supplies, I headed to NotCharlotte’s where I knew game night, wine and a certain someone would provide me with the distraction I needed for a few hours. I was not disappointed. I’ll skip the part about actually having fun playing games and drinking wine. Let’s face it…we’re all here for what happened next.

Around 3 am, I looked up and realized that everyone else was gone save NotCharlotte and NotHarry and myself and NotBeast. We were all a little tipsy, and as the evening had progressed, NotBeast and I had been making minor suggestive comments back and forth. I’m not sure if I was purposefully testing the waters, but when we were all outside chatting I leaned back, saying I was cold and he was so warm. I think after he slipped his arm around my waist I knew things were going to get interesting.

As we settled onto the couch and NotCharlotte and NotHarry settled on the floor, someone hit the lights. I felt like a kid in high school trying to fool around and not get caught by my parents. Eventually they moved to the back part of the basement to go to sleep, and I felt a bit more *ahem* free.

Since I’m not penning a romance novel here, I will spare you most of the details, but I have to tell you about my nipple. I just can’t not. Something like this has never happened before. NotBeast is a guy’s guy, and I like aggressive men. The next morning I woke up, and my left nipple was really sore. Really, really sore. As I was showering I noticed skin was missing and was reminded of this all throughout the day as I would get shots of pain when moving wrong. Less than 24 hours later and my nipple had actually scabbed. Scabbed! I like aggressive, but this has never happened before. Ever.

I’m intrigued…horrified…and am trying to figure out how he’ll have to repay me ;-)

11 comments:

  1. Ah! I had a similar experience when I used to mess around with #1, unfortunately I had broken my toe and was at the Urgent Care when it really started hurting - come to find out he almost took off the nipple! I like it rough - but I also like to leave with all my body parts attached!

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  2. Ouch! That still hurts just reading about it. I'd get him a bottle so that he can learn the finer art of mouth to nipple play.

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  3. Do you think he realized how rough he was being?

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  4. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Oh. My. God. I am sitting in the law library and literally LOLed.

    Sorry for your pain? lol

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  5. Anonymous10:29 AM

    OMG. That's all I can say. OMG.

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  6. OUCH!!!!!!!! I don't even want to think about that.

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  7. Anonymous6:25 PM

    So, uh, why's this one tagged "oral sex" and "blow job"?

    Inquiring minds!

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  8. Anonymous8:42 PM

    At first I thought I was the only one dealing with dating issues? Has anyone been able to locate any decent single sites out there? I know I have been all over the web searching for activities that don’t cost an arm and a leg? Everyone wants to charge you for this or for that and I’ve been on several sites looking for local events. The only one I was able to find is http://www.singlesinmotion.com does anyone know of any other?

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  9. Anonymous5:02 AM

    So agree.I so miss Carrie & the gals from Sex in the City.But I have my own Mister Big drama w/ a fella named Roberto Mossier.Guess you could token phrase it 'Sexless in the Vancouver City'.

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  10. Anonymous12:57 AM

    gwen how do you know the roberto m guy?... have my own drama.....

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